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princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via fatherjesus)





moniquill:

sinidentidades:

I never understood why cops ask questions like: 

"Do you know why I’m standing here?"

"Do you know why I stopped you?"

"Do you know why I’m here?" 

Like, figure out your spatial, existential issues elsewhere, bruh.  

Pssst spoilers for real life: It’s because they’re trying to get you to self-incriminate. Always respond to such questions by reflecting the question respectfully.

"Do you know why I stopped you?"

"Why did you stop me, Officer?"

etc.

(via ccshugar)